Nigger Rules Of Dining Out
1. When going to a cafe or restaurant, make sure to choose one with a white staff (you bes gettin de bes service dere) and you can harass yt without fear of retribution.
2. Pick a table or booth as close to or in the middle of an all white crowd to maximize the effect of your niggershines. Don't waste time now! Let your niglets go visit all de wite folks while you drool on the menu.
3. should you choose the buffet, Go ahead and cut in line at the very front, This can be tricky, Yt does not like this but most will tolerate it because they were taught manners when children,However you may come in contact with a NIGGERMAINIAC who will not tolerate you and let you know. In this situation you must either apologise and move to another yt in line or have a chimpout, The choice' Of course, Is yours.
4. Once you have you trough full with at least 10lbs of food, Its time to smack dem lips! Let the staff and customers know how much you bes likin dat food by burpin, fartin and droppin food on de flo! Don't forget to chew with your mouth open and talkin.
5. If there's any food left over, Let the niglets engage in a wholesome food fight (the staff and customers will will all have a hearty laugh!!) And for extra fun if your youngest shitlet craps in its t-shirt diaper, Change it right there at the table!
6. Should you go to the restroom be sure to put all the toilet paper you can find in your niggerbag. Make sure to check all the stalls! Remember that some places still have bottled hand soap..Get it before another nigger does! And don't forget to leave a little surprise behind on the toilet seat!
7. When presented the bill, Start whining about how bad the service was or complain about the food and don't let up (you might get your meal free!) In either case be sure to take the leftovers home to feed your nigger buck.
8. If there are any condiments on your table i.e ketchup, mustard, steak sauce, These are there for you to take home! And get the salt, pepper and little bags of sugar too!
9. Never tip unless your server is a fellow boon, Then leave a $1 food stamp and 2 pennies.
10. Upon leaving steal a menu and grab a handfull of mints at the register when the cashier isn't looking, grab anything thats there. Besides dey bes owin you fuh comin to dey restorat an habbin to puts up wid all dem wite peples dat keep starin ebery time de chillin be habin dey fun.
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