A Ghetto Wedding With Commentary By GESSDASPECIES
Okay, someone could have at least disposed of the all the trash in the background before this grand event!
Okay, even though he is not wearing the proper attire, I am assuming this is the groom. I am sensing a laid back approach to this grand event. The archway is nice though. It must have been rented and already decorated. Too bad the groom didn't come that way! I guess the loose shirt is to hide his gat, yo.
Okay, is that her daddy on the left and her grandfather on the right? I mean, people are having kids early these days but come on! I am going to need gramps to close the shirt up... And where in the world did these shirts come from anyway and what made them think they screamed "Wedding Attire?
There's my dining room chair! I've been looking all over for that thing! I see some folks decided not to follow the dress code of all white. Thank goodness!
WHAT IS THIS ABOUT???!!!! Ok, aside from the stomach peeking out, who told this "queen" that was a wedding dress? Heck, who told her it even matched? I am also going to need them to get rid of that "too old to be holding a pillow" ring bearer. And why the heck are they standing so far away from each other?...maybe it's the stomach! Then again...who be da babays daddie?
Come on, Bonqueesha, we gots to get dat arch ways back, you done get in da pitchure!
Which one doesn't belong?
Oh Dear God. ....
Martha Stewart, this ain't. De Bonqueesha and Tyrone weddin catrers fiddy dolla special.
Did he cut her leg with his sunglasses? Must have bumped into her mouth and knocked her tooth out too. At least she shaved her legs and had a pedicure on her big toe! Oh, peep the cell phone hanging from his shirt. Is he expecting a call...in the middle of his wedding reception???!!!
Maybe this picture is for the police when she files her domestic battery report.
Okay, these sunglasses get around. Plastic cups and straws that bend for everybody - even the bride! We won't try to guess what's in the cup, but you can bet it's not red Kool-aid! Think the "Maid of honroe" is a real blonde?